If you have any experience with this phenomenon—if someone used OKCupid to persuade you to vote Trump, even—please let us know in the comments.

I would have an opinion on the tampon, but I don’t really care what the box or packaging looks like. Just stop making scented ones, tampon companies. FFS.

Now I don’t know anything about design, but I really feel like they should come with a piece of chocolate and a midol inside each wrapper. Oh, and slip of paper with your fortune on it.

“There appears to be a dead mouse in this mousetrap which is not described as being there on the database.”

I am the Semen King

This is outrageous. Drew is a sharp, hilarious and insightful writer. Sadly, he sounds like a stoned Minnesotan Seth McFarlane. I am OUTRAGED.

This guy also defended Cosby and, as far as I can tell, never caught any flack for it.

If anyone should know about making up stories to profit off them, it’s Mitch Albom.

“Herbstreit would be in a less charitable mood if his ESPN salary were to suddenly be replaced by free room and board and a bit of spending money.”

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

“hey how’s it going” “I LOVE MY MOTHER MORE THAN MY DAD”

The thing is, I don't really hate it, I just don't think it has a place in an adult diet.

...it's a great thing.

I think this is one of the best articles I've ever read on Jezebel. Thanks, Katie.

I suppose it makes one feel like one is the heroine of a dystopic YA novel.

Right, I mean— I feel the same way when my elf thief manages, through bravery & cunning— to confront the horrors my Dungeon Master invented for the session. The difference is, I don't try to make it illegal for people to have access to their human rights.

I like what you said about the minority, anti-progress voices among the young being louder than the sometimes-reticent progressive voices — but I also agree that people like Rose vastly overestimate their cultural relevance, much like the church that guides their moral compass. The number of atheists/agnostics in this…