kids born in 2002 will be 14 this year. they’ll be driving in 2018 and buying cigarettes with their 21-year-old boyfriends (born in ‘99) in 2020.

the girl in the pinkish reddish prom dress sitting on an exercise ball on the edge of what looks to be a long-abandoned pool has raised a lot of questions.

I had the same thought... and also it’s incredibly cringey to think that there was a time when it was acceptable, even cool, for white suburbanites to leave the house in anything remotely resembling “pimp attire.”

how dare you!

omg this is literally exactly my mindset! I keep imagining my pee sample being sent to the lab and screwed up with some drug offender’s. or that maybe I was arrested at some point and am in a state of amnesia not able to remember it. I literally searched for my name in my local arrest database out of sheer, unbridled…

thanks :) it’s good to know I’m not alone. I’m normally a pretty calm and collected person but something about new jobs flips the switch and I’m a complete wreck for weeks.

thanks, thats really what I need to hear. have an internet hug!

there was an episode— and I don’t remember the context, I think they were in vegas?— where Scott was drunk out of his mind and Kourtney started telling him “when you sober up—” and he interjected “that’ll never happen!” just such a hilariously belligerent response.

I got offered my dream job this week, seriously I’m so excited. I went through all the proper protocol (background test, etc.) finishing with a pee test. I am clean as a whistle (I took about half a hit from a joint a month ago at a party and coughed my brains out, not my poison) but I must have drank too much water…

he will never top Aaron’s party (come get it.)

I always forget they exist... seriously I’ve watched that dumb show for longer than I care to admit and I couldn’t name them. Mason? is that one? I guess it’s good that Kourtney doesn’t parade her kids around for attention as much as Kim.

I have to agree, his antics were the best part of the show at least in the early seasons.

absolutely not.

Kylie is merely a cheap imitation of the original Sexy Brown Pantsuit Goddess®.

from the styling choices, 2001-era Shakira waits in a car while Coolio gets robbed by a girl group in an abandoned motel?

forever praying that linebacker-looking shoulders and tuxedo brocade stay out of fashion. but I’m digging the tackiness of those jewel-tone sequins... when I was a kid I remember seeing a segment on Oprah where Whitney Houston (I think?) was wearing a black sequin dress like one of these and it was the most glamorous…

i don’t think beyonce’s kid needs her own brand in order to be financially secure in the future. it’s just a vanity project.

well plus enslaved africans developed their own subcultural identity over the hundreds of years they were in this country. the traditions of white americans, when taken as a whole, make up dominant american identity, so any celebration of being ‘american’ is a de facto celebration of mainline white culture.

I think he’s acting as the nominee-apparent now and towing the party line. in previous debates he spoke highly of planned parenthood and the non-abortion work they do. Cruz and Kasich are definitely much scarier in this respect because they both have ‘sanctity of life’ listed as top priorities whereas I don’t think…

I’m ok with using the threat of a boycott to force a few lawmakers’ hands... fuck ‘em. if it took a boycott to convince’s the entire state’s electorate it would be a damn shame, but that’s not the case here.