Jesus: the ORIGINAL zombie!

Hey we now have the ability to say “Can you get out of the frame? I don’t like to take pictures of fat assed Christians with a moralistic superiority streak as a photo subject. It’s against my religion of Devo.”

No no, Kim was answering to a higher power than the county...presumably, the same higher power that forgave her for her four divorces. Evangelical Christian doctrine makes Simone Biles look inflexible.

And the timing is also suspect: Stewart’s purported request came in less than 24 hours after Smith first filed her lawsuit in state court.

She doesn’t have to make a website of them fucking. She just has to make “them” a wedding website, the thing she’s pretending to do. Same as any other wedding website she pretends to make.

At a minimum, the attorneys should face punishment from their bar associations, if not disbarment.

You can say no to any job as long as the reason you’re saying no isn’t discriminating against someone for being a part of a protected class. IOW, if a gay couple wants their wedding website to include their sex tape, you can decline on the grounds that you refuse to create websites with pornographic material. But you…

So her argument is essentially that the icky gays might, potentially, at some point, be mean to her by...*checks notes*...paying her to do her job.  Truly, nobody else has suffered more.

The republicans will do anything, even lie, to get their “Christian” nation they want so bad. This is not a surprise in the least.

Umm... perjury? Massive professional misconduct by attorneys? Slander/defamation proceedings?