That’s what I say at every job interview 

Absolutely, read the Dark Tower series. When everyone was reading Harry Potter, I read DT instead, and have no regrets 

Fuck. Been there, man. Been. There.

which i think is a sin in Scientology 

Pete Davidson will also tweet that people are being mean to him and be put on suicide watch. Dude has a lot of problems and needs loads of help. Sometimes I feel bad for him... and sometimes I don’t

Why do you care?

Fuck Poole and the groomsman

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

Like something you’d cry out after stubbing your toe

I prefer to call him “Blah blah blah”

Currently seen outside the Knowles-Z residence. Has nothing to do with his current announcement

Dwayne Johnson ain’t winning Oscars, but he did still drop The Rock

2 Quiet 2 Place

God, I wish she’d ditch that name

Had Disney been in charge during this production, this scene would’ve definitely been scrapped. CAN’T OFFEND THEM NAZIS 

Saving Mr Banks was insultingly stupid

“I just want to have a human-to-human talk with him and see how he feels.”

I knew Ace. Ace was a friend of mine. You are no Ace