More like the Green Bay Slackers

Imma need to know more about this Banjo Man, please

Just downloaded the app. Already looks better than Goodreads

How old are you?

I’ve thought about it. Any perks to it?

Dude’s name rhymes with Chickenpooper. He’ll never be president

Pretty sure this is part of this dude’s suicide note

Carson Daly had a job for 17 years?!

no it is not

the misery of others

According to ye ol Wikipedia:

sweet fancy moses, i would never stop watching that

My brother-in-law is British, and I had to explain to him what a t-shirt canon is. He was confused and a little annoyed by the thought. This is why we celebrate July 4th

That’s called an Eggs Royale, my friend. And it is the best

Pelosi is more the McConnell of the Dems: happily secure in a office she’ll never be voted out of, and knows she can do anything she wants. Problem is, she does nothing

Continuations aren’t reboots. Reboots aren’t continuations

Jealousy is hell 

June 16th, 2015, two days after my niece’s birth. I’ve blamed her for all this mess. WE DIDN’T HAVE TRUMP CAMPAIGNING UNTIL SHE WAS BORN!

Would watch, 100%