Have you ever watched Death to Smoochy ... ON WEED?? 

That movie is stellar. Danny DeVito is a fantastic director.

Oh shit! I forgot about Death to Smoochy! Is it too late to change my answer?

Probably Jon Stewart’s best work

I live directly across the street from the building the MPR Raccoon climbed, and to my dying day, I will regret not being able to stand on my balcony and watch that rapscallion   

Oh, Martian Law. You zany. 

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

Every time I watch the Watership Down trailer, I keep waiting for James Corden to show up and ruin everything 

People don’t think so good

A thousand fucking stars. Tipper Gore should be the mascot for the DINO Dems we still have lumbering about.

Thanks for the heads up! That could be pretty good

Off topic, but I’ve always wanted to see the Coens adapt an Elmore Leonard story. I think their individual quirks would really compliment each other

Why’d she have to gush about GW Bush being her BFF? I bet Kim Davis makes a mean casserole, doesn’t mean I want to go over for dinner

you beat me to it

Still waiting for the MeowMeowBeenz home game

As entertaining as it is to see this dude crash and burn, damn, I feel bad for the rest of the band. Being a working musician ain’t easy 

Kegger in Pelosi’s! Kevin McCarthy’s gonna bring some guac. Watch out for Thule, he’s prob gonna just do whippits in the parking lot all night.