Man, two weeks? That’s asking for a lot. I’d take one fucking day.

I think the Mormons are way, way, way more out there than JWs

Come on, Klobuchar isn’t (D-MN), she’s (DFL-MN)! We do it fancy here.

Ah, Leela’s experiencing the greatest joy a woman can feel: worshipping some low-life jerk.

I think it’s a draw at this point

Burn? I guess?

That’s Oscar Nominee Kirk Lazarus

“My culture is not a costume”?

Wouldn’t the plural of “AG” be “AsG?” Asking for a friend

My 65 yr old father refuses, REFUSES!, to drink any beer that came from a can. 

• I’m wondering if the openendness of his exit implies Jack Robertson might become a kind of Harriet Jones-esque recurring political figure in the Doctor Who universe.

Sweet, fancy Moses. I have never seen that gif before, and now I would it on my tombstone 

Jim Belushi beats the crap out of him in an episode of the new Twin Peaks. 

https://youtu.be/NF_jThhciOQ

A mix of whisky and orange La Croix is the taste equivalent of a child’s laughter 

Idiotic 

I hear you. How does someone get fucking fired yet keep their name on the project?