Paul Simon has been infinitesimally better in his solo career than McCartney could ever dream

It will be amazing to watch both teams squander everything they have

After being disgusted with Vikings for 30 years, I’ve decided to begin rooting for the Browns. 

“In the years since, that’s just not something filmmakers have gotten to do. Maybe that’s a good thing.”

I really liked the first half of Roanoke, but it fell apart in the ludicrous second

Coven’s the worst season, you say? I’m guessing you haven’t seen, oh, seasons four through seven. Them’s the worst.

Goddamnit, straight to Netflix does not bode well for films

I just threw up a little

Why can’t we have nice things?!

That’s a bad list, and you should feel bad for having written it

Dammit, I would read that comic strip, do not joke

You don’t talk about Michael Scott like that!

Tom Arnold as our next Attorney General? Fuck it, why not

Is your satire detector working again?

Anthony Barr is a hero

I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalmost voted for Painter yesterday. I liked a lot of his platform, but, damn, that dude’s fucking weird.

Bull. Let’s see this video

I hate this “I have a video.” You got a video? Post the video then.