God, it’s like I got punched in the gut reading this. Good on ya, man.

Hey now, don’t give up. I’m sure if you believe in yourself then you too can be just full of an unnecessarily huge amount of unwarranted hate towards your fellow man.

Oh ya? Well if Cosmo is pornographic, how come I haven’t masturbated to it?!

Damnit, ol’ grandpa escaped from the home again.

Having someone legitimately care about you can do a lot for a person’s confidence, no matter how famous they are. You’re only as strong as the people behind you, at least in a social sense.

Wish I had a quarter the confidence she’s got. Oh well, baggy shirts will cover my shame

Buy always remember to keep a healthy amount of self-deprecation on the table

Fuckin’ bravo, man

I knew a white guy in art school with dreads. He insisted his name was Monsoon and he wore weed paraphernalia everytime I saw him. That was a painful time for me.

Change is the easiest way to answer it. Also the most vague. They like things to stay the way they are, regardless of whether it’s healthy or not, regardless of the people they hurt, or regardless of whether or not the system they’re apart of was ever a good idea in the first place. Change is terrifying to most people…

Everyone’s your friend until they got what they came for.

My career choices don’t lend themselves to the option of being a breadwinner, so I never really went to far onto equating money with pride. I do have a few friends who are deep into that way of thinking but it really does all come down to ego.

Anyone else hear a banjo in the background while reading this?

This is by the Pet Rock people, isn’t it? This is what they’ve been doing since we caught on to their old schtick.

I go into most relationships with trust issues (I’ve been through the shit) so it’s kind of a one-and-done deal for me; cheat and it’s over. Trust can be rebuilt but it will never be the same and it will never be as strong.

There is never not a moment in the day where I don’t have the time to sing Africa by Toto in it’s entirety.

Hmm, I have been looking for more opportunities to drag everyone down and insist that it’s “just the way things are”...

This is all too complicated. I’ll just make it so that all selfies going forward are Vetruvian Man-esque in their display and detail. NO SECRETS CAN BE WITHHELD FROM THE VETRUVIAN MAN!!!

Ya’ll keep going, I’m taking notes on this.

I’ve always wanted to be the token white friend...