This workplace sounds like the original Amy's Baking Company.

I guess this is what semi-successful and still relevant former child actors with crazy Christmas movie residuals end up doing when they get bored. They do whatever the fuck they want. And I like it.

Me too! Just thinking about the sensation of cotton on my teeth is disgusting to me. Like nails on a chalkboard. Bleh. Do we have some strange anti-cotton pathology?

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Ugh my yoga instructor looks and sounds like Ed Norton. My ovaries literally explode every time I take a class. You would swoon.

I remember her back when she used to do local lingerie catalogs (or something like that, maybe billboards for clubs?) in LA. She shot up to fame really quickly.

It took a whole lot of kissing damn frogs but I found them! A whole bunch of em too. I moved to SF from LA. It's crawling with well-adjusted, kind, yoga-loving hotties out here. Come out to the Bay Area! Let's do a double date!

For realz. On the same boat (34). It took me...14 years to figure out how and where to finally find mentally healthy, emotionally available men, non Peter-Pan men who don't have mommy issues. And now that I can find menz, America is telling me that it's too late to have kids?

You make me feel good about being 34 and just beginning to figure out that...shit I guess I should start to have kids, like, soon huh? (well first I need a boyfriendz, at least I got my career in check so I'm ready!).
Was it difficult of was it easy? Give me tips, my new ladyguru/Goddess of 30's pregnancy!

Is it my imagination or does 1990's Jason Priestley look startlingly like Justin Bieber?

17th century jeggings, y'all!

Dear Tartu:

It was Gawker. A post on here is the official digital bat signal.

I met him once many years ago when SOA was just starting out and I was given the "intern" task of interviewing him and his crew. He was the sweetest, most well-mannered and soft-spoken guy ever. He also kept talking about his girlfriend. Girlfriend this, girlfriend that. I honestly hate it when guys do that, as sweet…

Think they'd call it the 'Amazing Aaryn Race'?

Wait, wait, wait. Aaryn Gries models? I know real models and I'm sure you other LA/NY peeps do too. She's NO model. She's looks more like the girl who "models" the shoes at the local Workboot Warehouse ads.

It will get better, gurl, I promise. You were me 10 years ago. I'm 33 now and feel so empowered when I experience these similar things you describe, that used to annoy and confuse me in my early 20's. You just learn to own it and let your confidence do the talking. Own it, and strut it and get a permanent bitchface…

I would have Michael Cera'd him.

I agree. What is going on?

I keep creating a profile, then deleting it immediately, with a horrific fear that all the dudes that have messaged me are all Norman Bates, Patrick Bateman, or Buffalo Bill.