I originally thought I was totally in on this joke about Leto’s “method acting” and laughed super hard at all the idiots who shared the articles. Now I am starting to think the joke might actually be on me.

Philadelphia: “You cannot put a pool there. That is where we put our trash!”

That is a job and you get paid; college athletes do not get paid. There is also something called a “two weeks notice” at most jobs. If your boss trashed your cubicle after you told him you were leaving, you would think he is an asshole too.

KFC doesn’t even give out plastic forks & knives they give you fucking sporks! This proves he is an absolute lunatic.

I clicked on this and began reading it thinking it was an even more advanced form of trolling the people who believe these BS Leto stories that keep surfacing. I left disappointed at poorly disguised paid content.

Loan sharks are officially taking their nickname too seriously...

That is not true. The Hard Rock casino here in Tampa buys a bunch of box tickets to Bucs games, gives them to the high rollers, and shuttles them to and from the games.

Favorite part of the movie is definitely when homicidal Batman stabs the shit out the guy against the wall and then goes back and uppercuts the knife even further into him. I reacted like I had just seen a Steve-O shoot a firecracker out of his ass for the first time.

The extended version made the story make....a little more sense. Like, you could kind of understand why Batman and Superman were fighting in that one. So there is that!

In my opinion, the least desirable part of the Batman saga is all the extra sidekicks and allies that join Batman outside of Robin. Batgirl, Robin #2, Robin #3, Nightwing, etc.....they just distract from what makes Batman great, which is Batman. Sidekicks and buddies helping what is the most believable and relatable…

Haha, that game against the Bucs, wow. I was there, and Marcus might not have had to throw a single ball more than 10 yards downfield. The Bucs cover-2 defense was such a train wreck at that point that they couldn’t even fathom covering Kendall Wright on a 10 yard slant. Mariota faced tougher defenses in the Pac-12.

One time I cut up habanero and jalapeno peppers for salsa, then reverted back to normal activities without treating my hands. At some point, I decided it was time to masturbate. I didn’t think things through.

Glad to see this isn’t another athlete with a fractured sense of entitlement.

*Flings bat at Ji Man Choi*

DudeYerGettinADelmon - “mistook that asian boy for a white folk by b”

More months in jail than Cardinal losses this season? That is a HEAVY sentence (cuz they stink).

Colbert doesn’t get enough love for how good his Late Show is. My god, he is so much better than Letterman.

Noah hit the nail on the head here. Fkn rekt. Weak ass response from Kelly too. She got called out for her BS and has no better response than “Well you’re a man!”.

This is a nice follow-up kick in the balls to poor OKC fans. God, how sore their balls must be.

I skipped through that video and it was one of the most awkward things I have ever seen. Internet writers you are.

After about half an hour or so, I focused and decided to go full magic-bullet theory and lineup the scope of the iPhopne camera to (what I assumed) would be a direct path to the phone. I was right! But now I am exhausted and can’t do anymore actual useful work.