I do not really understand this BS “Oh... I was worried for my job!” excuse by these assistant coaches for why they were not more proactive in their followups after reporting what they had seen. If it was me, I can honestly say that, besides the imminent and irreparable guilt that I would have from not following up…

Good for Stammer. In the modern NHL, every elite player eventually has to choose between making marginally more money on the free agency market, or taking less money to stay with the team that drafted them. I think Stamkos saw how this worked out for Crosby and knew what he had to do. The Lightning are set up to be…

People like you are the reason Deadspin thinks it has to post a video of 60 yr old Hulk Hogan having sex. You are the reason Deadspin is closing!

As a Rays fan who got to enjoy Maddon’s managerial Godliness for several years, it was sad to have to watch Joe’s creative prowess get so limited by American League rules. Seeing him thrive in the National League is like watching an elephant in captivity be released back into the wild. He belongs there.

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I definitely do not prefer it myself, but nowadays it is very hard to find a group of reasonable humans to play organized sports with. Unless you are willing to pay ridiculous league fees to pay refs that have no clue how to ref, a lot of us have to settle for the testosterone driven pickup games connected to LA…

But I bet you still haven’t managed to get your LA Fitness membership cancelled!

I agree with the racist guy above me who said you play at weaksauce courts.

As a South Florida football fan, I thank Jimbo Fisher for creating these. With FSU and UCF on the schedule and being in the AAC, taking states is the biggest prize we can win in college football. #WeGonnaWinStates

FSU will lose the ring this season when they lose to USF at Raymond James Stadium.

But the miss from last year’s Copa wasn’t even his fault.....that cross was way to far for him to reasonably reach.

Why was it necessary to kill Pycelle and make that such a large part of Cersei’s terrorist attack? I know he wasn’t exactly a friend of her’s, but it isn’t like he was pledging to the Faith and was a huge part of her problem in King’s Landing. I was a bit confused by this.

This is, sadly, perfectly representative of Spain’s view on its impending financial disaster.

“By sixth grade, Donald’s power as a right-handed hitter was enough that fielders shifted to left field when he batted. ‘If he had hit the ball to right, he could’ve had a home run because no one was there,’ said Nicholas Kass, a schoolmate. ‘But he always wanted to hit the ball through people. He wanted to overpower…

This trade somehow seems bad for both teams. A true rarity.

This is so fucking old and overdone.

*Takes large bite of own poop*

Right, I actually did cover that under “iconic performances” in my post. This is actually exactly the response I was referring to. Of course MJ was great in the postseason, but Lebron has been great too! You are getting hung up on all these awesome memories of MJ, but overall their stats in the postseason are pretty…

Lebron is a better player than MJ, but MJ will always remain the GOAT (at least to this generation) because of all the warm, fuzzy feelings, iconic performances, and iconic shoe brand he brings to our minds.

Australian Rules Football. He could play the “Big Fucka” position like that other white, American basketball player did who is now a star there. Those guys have to go high up into the air to get the ball, Lebron would just need to learn how to accurately kick the ball and how to not be a giant, flopping, wizard…