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Nacho Man Randy Salsa
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Okay so....a few weeks ago (actually less) most sports pundits said the GS Warriors are the greatest team of all time. Better than MJ’s storied Bulls, and the record even backed it up. If you were arguing that the Bulls were still better than the Warriors, you were going against the grain and/or playing devil’s

Did you seriously try to attach other stories to a story about Michael Jackson watching animal torture? As if they would get any attention? As if it gets any weirder than thinking I am still on the MJ story and reading, “Please be advised that the very sexual Zayn Malik has absolutely and without question engaged in

DON’T RUN FROM YOUR HOT TAKE!

Just cried a lot and peed his pants when Bran was separated from him. Poor fuckin Rickon.

He’s just a kid man...he’s never seen Apocalypto

So it Lebron’s fault that Miami irrationally drafted a mediocre player to appease him? Gimme a break.

I am not completely up to date on my Westerosi family law, but that would mean she is actually married to 3 different people. That CAN’T be legal.

Sansa: “Ramsey is the one who sets the traps. You need to be ready!”

Jon : “What can I do to be ready that I haven’t done yet?!”

Sansa: “You could give your wildling giant steel shin guards so that he can kick the fuck out of their army if they box you guys into a corner of dead bodies!”

Jon: “Sansa....that is

You are correct, Japanese baseball is as competitive as it has ever been. However, it was not near the level it is today when Ichiro was playing over there. In fact, it was quite poor at the time. I love Ichiro, and I hate having to type this, but Pete Rose is correct. *shutters*

However, knowing Ichiro, these quotes

This theory is certified hot garbage. I haven’t been so angry with myself for wasting 10 mins on Deadspin since I last read a Billy Haisley piece.

Florida’s is a basketball coach...? Who? Leonard Hamilton?

Another thing I noticed - Salvador Perez gives a real shit effort trying to stop Machado from getting to Ventura. i think either A.) There is serious bad blood between these guys behind the scenes and he knew to let them get at least a few swings on each other or B.) He thinks Ventura is a prick and deserves to face

Good God...Ventura is going to continue to have these incidents with people as long as he continues his terribly prickish combination of throwing at people on purpose and heaving the ball 100 mph. Throwing at people is one thing.....but doing it with triple digits makes you a real motherfucker.

Other countries have their own separate baseball culture and traditions for the most part. In asian baseball culture, for example, bat flipping is absolutely commonplace, which American baseball traditionalists obviously despise. On the other hand, the hard slide controversy currently being debated in MLB is not an

That gator is not fake. That golf course is in Palmetto. Gators that big are common around here.

How the fuck dare this guy go after Katie Nolan like this? She is perfect in every way.

“I honestly didn’t know FB had ads...”

He also still gets far too pass happy and prefers fancy flicks over SHOOT THE GOD DAMN PUCK JONATHAN.

Stamkos wasn’t rotated in nearly enough during Game 7. In the short time he was in, he put himself in dangerous positions to score and got behind the Pitt defense. Coop should be very dissapointed in himself for not putting Stamkos in more because he looked like one of their most threatening players.

Everybody seems to think the Bolts will be fine without him, but keep in mind that Stamkos was still their leading scorer during the regular season. The Bolts got really lucky when he went out because they had Drouin as their ace in the hole, but when they don’t have the kind of depth next season....it may not be as