Hedman is fantastic, but a huge part of why the Bolts have so much momentum going: Yzerman’s masterful handling of (what was) the impending Drouin disaster. This guy is the fucking King Midas of front office moves. He refused to trade Drouin for less than what he was worth when it seemed inevitable and kept him up his…

Klopp is like a more energetic European equivalent of Joe Maddon. He is fantastic at what he does and his personality is very endearing to all fans, not just Liverpool fans. I am jealous of what Liverpool has in front of them.

I am obsessed with Battlefield and still play the shit out of Battlefield 4.

City held PSG and Real Madrid to 3 goals (2 actual goals) in 4 matches and are 4th in the EPL in goals allowed, so I wouldn’t say it is “beyond awful” but it certainly has its issues as you pointed out. The main reason it is inconsistent is that the heart of their defense (and team) can’t stay healthy (or figure out…

Oh please that guy over dramatized the hell out of that hit. It didn’t look dirty at all. Definitely cleaner than the hit on Drouin where the dude lefthis skates to knock Drouin’s soul clear into Jon Snow.

The Washington Generals are watching how this plays out very carefully. Could be landmark decision in the making for jobbers of all kinds.

In defense of WWE, it’s still real to me damnit. :’(

I was watching Space Jam not long ago when it was on HBO or some movie channel. The scene where they are trying to figure out which sporting event to have and Sylvester pops in with his thoughts drove me into a tailspin of laughter.

Disclaimer: I was high as balls during this laughing fit so I am not sure how funny…

I can’t masturbate standing up. I have been doing it in a seated or lying position for too long for my body to make that sort of adjustment. Every time I try to when the situation calls for, I just end up yankin’ rope.

Lol so true. Diego Costa red card in the 10th minute followed by epic meltdown.

WOOOO USF ALUMNI TAKING OVER DEADSPIN LESSS GOOOOOO

TAMPAAAAAAA
BAAAAAAAAAAY

OK sorry I have had WAY too much coffee today.

KD has said since day one that he loves the small town, homey feel of OKC. He is not the type of player who will handle the high pressure press in a major market like LA or Boston very well. Judging by how cold and callous he and Westbrook have been to the press this season (most notably recently), I think he still…

I think everybody is downplaying how hilarious it would be if Leicester City celebrates winning the title at Old Trafford, the home of the traditional EPL power that Leicester has been lightyears away from for its entire existence.

Detroit City FC sounds like a correctional facility.

This quote from Arrieta is an absolute sausage fest because there are so many guys there.

lol thank you. Dude is complaining about ugly soccer and looks to fucking ATLETICO MADRID to save him? They will roll in the mud and play whatever brutal style is necessary to win.

Any first post downing a Billy Haisley article is a good first post. I am pretty sure that is what pushed me over the edge and made me create an account too.

City didn’t play that poorly versus PSG at all. They scored 2 away goals and one of PSG’s two goals was a complete lucky mistake. City have looked much, much better (both in EPL and Europe) ever since they got de Bruyne back. Similarly, Madrid have been very good in their league recently and have gotten to within 1…

I didn’t even read this article because the ridiculous title says it all.

OF COURSE these people died because the stadium’s negligence. Is that really a debate? It took them this long to conclude that people didn’t just smash each other to death out of their own madness? The fact that they are still having legal proceedings over this is borderline disrespectful. It has been so long that…