I use the Magic Bullet exclusively (for grinding marijuana) and it works great (for grinding marijuana)!

I use the Magic Bullet exclusively (for grinding marijuana) and it works great (for grinding marijuana)!

Yeah but can he do that while holding Yasil Puig?

SOUND THE GOD DAMN ALARM KEL MITCHELL READ THE HEADLINE AND HAS BAD FUCKING INTENTIONS #PRAYFORBALTIMORE

Personally, I am VERY happy for Schill. Having the freedom to make assholeish tweets without any sort of form of corporate accountability is exactly what the d-bag needs going into an election. Cheers!

Very unfortunate that WWE wrestlers have a comparable lifespan to Qatari World Cup slave workers. This issue has not been addressed NEARLY enough. Vince McMahon is basically Dr. Jack Kevorkian.

I agree with him...he is in Lebron’s head. That is the problem. Lebron is incredibly annoyed with this fucking peasant and will continue to punish him and his colleagues accordingly.

This wasn’t a low hanging fruit...this was a rotting fruit lying on the ground. I can’t believe this has 20+ stars!

Wait, the Browns took advantage of another team’s desperation at the QB position? What kind of crazy fucking bizarro world is this? I don’t want to live on this planet!

Rex Ryan rode the coat tail of what his father accomplished to a prominent position in New York City, where his brash and crude personality created an undeniable brand for himself. He then used a Mexican as the scapegoat to prop up and further his nonsense.

The loud explosion at the Pentagon was actually just JJ Watt’s pre-workout kicking in.

Real got lucky to draw City? It is definitely the other way around....

There is two stories on Ronaldo and no stories on City. There should be one for each. That is my point.

Okay so this was a positive drug test because the sample was diluted? This means there was too much water in the sample, if I’m not mistaken. I understand why this is considered a positive test, especially considering there was some THC in Gordon’s system (albeit under the benchmark that would trigger a positive…

Two stories on Ronaldo’s performance and no mention of de Bruyne and Manchester City shocking everybody and maintaining some Champions League respect for the Premier League? Everybody knows Real is better than Wolfsburg, but City has overcome a lot of injuries and deserve some credit for beating a great club. KDB…

Who cares!? Kevin De Bruyne is the f’in truth!

It’s funny cuz he’s fat.

Downtown St. Petersburg definitely has a lot of hipsters. Tampa is certainly the more vein and conservative of the two.

How the hell are New Orleans and Philadelphia so high? Every corner of downtown Philadelphia smells like turds. New Orleans is the only city that might be in worse physical shape. If you aren’t there during Marty Gras or a bachelor party that city is fucking depressing to be in.

And why the hell do you have Detroit…

No no, we see what you did, but it isn’t fair to the other cities on the list who didn’t get to have their outskirt cities included. Like Minneapolis is wondering why Tampa is allowed to bring his boy St. Pete, yet he has to leave his bro St. Paul at home. Ya dig?

No way dude, Dimichelis brings valuable leadership to the back line!