And yet there are multiple sauces that go on fettuccine, so this idea kind of falls apart.

Not really, no.

I am so goddamn excited for this John Mulaney special

I mean, if your ignorance can be resolved by just reading the menu, I think that’s on you.

I don’t think I’m better than someone who doesn’t know.

Meh. Even a cursory glance at the pasta section of a grocery store can solve this problem. Plus, menus usually provide some kind of description of the meal, which would likely cue them in.

I’ll admit...I’d be very annoyed by “fettuccine sauce”

Yeah...TFA makes Luke a complete failure who ultimately accomplished nothing and then vanished.

Eh they did the Jump Street movies, they’ve got some experience with live action.

“arguably the most famous female hero in film history”

That “twist” pissed me off so much. Not just because it was painfully obvious, but because it was just...pointless.

It isn’t a list of “most disappointing films”, no.

I tip a buck for a beer, two for a mixed drink, but 20% for a legit cocktail.

He never makes a moral choice between violence and nonviolence because the movie suggests that choice is no longer available to him.

I mean...is it really about class warfare, though?

I stand by my belief that his death at the end was the wrong call.

Meanwhile, next question: why won’t this bartender and the needy dude sitting at the bar just let me eat alone in peace?

I’ll be honest, I’ve seen some stupid fucking questions here.

“What makes you think they’re the same people?” I mean...I see it with a pretty wide range of people that I know...and factoring in online trends, I think it’s at least somewhat representative of a solid chunk of the audience.

My point isn’t “why are people who enjoy these movies watching them”, it’s that I see so many people be like “it wasn’t very good” or “it was fine but disappointing” and then immediately line up to do it again.