Slide into your DMs like

Fergie said he was cute, but she wished he were a little buffer.

that's a reasonable request, and one I have no interest in accommodating. You could scroll down to the last couple paragraphs, you could read one of the 50000 other beer blogs, you could accept that my writing is absolutely scintillating, you could do any number of things. You'll be fine.

I mean, there's a big picture of the bottle right at the top, right?

That guy is just a particular subset of highlight truthers.

Where does the "That was traveling!!!11!1!" guy rank on the scale?

As always, highlight truthers remain my second least favorite commenters, barely losing out to the racists/homophobes.

Under 35 here and never showed anyone else nude pics a woman sent me.

lol yes god bless the future of every single person who reads this and immediately ricochets into "BUT WHAT ABOUT ME"

The Duke name seems forced...

Three teams for the women, but only two for the men? This is a clear violation of Title Nine, Jr., Dartmouth.

D- Rusty Dessert, So., Utica
Double marks for being an awesome Lacrosse name, and a putrid sex act I will gladly pay extra for.

Now you know why laxxers call each other "bro".

I am a good white person. ... And do you know what? I don't see a need to apologize for it.

Spotted Cow is great, but like others said, it's not the best one they make. The good thing about it is that it is easy to drink. Also, you can find it at just about any bar in Wisconsin. It's a good "go-to" beer if the bar doesn't have a good selection of beers.

Just so long as you didn't say Spotted Cow, it would have been very tough to go wrong.

None of the major Wisconsin craft breweries scream "Belgian" styles to me. Perhaps due to cultural influence in Wisconsin itself, it seems that German styles are way more prevalent. Admittedly, I haven't had much, if anything, from Ale Asylum, but New Glarus is pretty solid. Give me some Moon Man or Raspberry Tart any…

Spotted Cow, while lovely and an absolute joy to toss back along with 4-5 of its friends at an open bar Wisconsin wedding, doesn't really go anywhere. In my opinion, it's balanced to the point of being a little boring, but I'm still proud of its status as Wisconsin's Official Gateway Beer.