can’t wait to try out the new i4iM70i

Who leaves a bar parked next to the road? They were just asking for trouble. 

Fraud: it’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

If these assholes were being honest, they’d stop acting shocked that their highly unpopular theocratic position on abortion gets taken to the woodshed every time voters have a fair shot to decide. I’d like to see them move past that and flat out say that they need to consolidate white power and aggressively suppress…

In future news. . . 

Should’ve called it the Rolls-Royce 6000 Sux.

See? The rich and poor aren’t so different after all. He has a old car in his living room, and I have an old couch in my garage!

I’m wondering how quickly nothing will happen.

no one wants to eat the rich when they look so unappetizing.

It’s extremely frustrating how if anyone takes any stance on firearms other than completely unfettered access to every firearm ever conceived, you are “ANTI-GUN.”

It’s the new Hapsburg Chin.

“I kept my underwear on during the massage. I don’t like massages particularly.”

You can’t maintain a bad, bloated, and often harmful system because some people don’t want to look for a new job. Imagine you’re talking about coal miners, saying the exact same thing. Should their industry be propped up, despite the harm it does, because they’re concerned about transitioning to a new field?

Alternative name: Tel Afib

Say what you will about her, the woman could always see both sides of an issue.

Ah yes. Going to Ireland after meeting the Queen of England and the Royal Family and getting wasted at a pub near a hotel and golf course that has your name on it while it’s all paid for on the taxpayer’s dime.

Even with the servile dermatologists and thrice-divorced yacht ghouls and buttery finance lordlings that crowd his social orbit and pay to belong to Trump’s clubs, there are still some latent traces of dirt under their fingernails—these people have to work to make the money to pay those dues, even if that work…

I prefer a personal relationship with line spacing, thanks. 

Gonna post this again here, just because I think it is among the most insulting things you could bring up about her: