I always loved the Veyron despite what Youtube 15 year olds say about it being a terrible car because the Hennressy Venom GT and whatever latest Koenigsegg is faster and less complicated and RWD, like they wouldn't crash and burn the moment they touched the throttle with their big toe...

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

Bruh, why would I take the douchvette or douche4 when I can have a svt douchestang or douchemaro z28 or porsche doucheman or alfa douchemeo 4c or caddy douche v?

1965 Dodge Cornet W051 Superstock 426 Hemi that advertised 425 horses, did in reality, produce somewhere between 540 to 565 hp from the Michigan plant

She got rear ended.

That fateful day was Ken's day to shine. He knew it when he put on his white coveralls - he said to himself, "Ken, this is not a blue coverall day." I hear he didn't have to pay for a beer in that town for a week.

like a boss still rolling slowly

Lancia Delta seems like it was a fairly competent car right off the factory floor, and 6 WRC titles in a row for the full-race version seem like strong evidence for its rally chops.

1984 Mercury Capri

Z31 ftw!

The mid-to-late 1980s Nissan 300ZX is definitively 1980s. Futuristic digital instrument panels, and the voice that continuously reminded you to close your door or fasten your seatbelt all cement it in history. You can't beat the pop up headlights either!

Did someone say 80's?

It's like watching those fainting goats, but in car form.

Predecessor to the Toyota GT-1 rules skirting monster was this unholy creation, a 1UZ V-8 power SW20 MR2.

Porsche 908 #29

The major downside is that, like any hovercraft, it will be full of eels.

This steely-eyed missile man sling-loading Christmas trees. Somebody forgot to tell him that inertia is a thing, I guess.

This beast found on craigslist near Nashville, TN

And obviously, not being German, I don't have the same background as you.

That's true, its why a lot of neo-Nazi extremist groups in Germany now use WWI era imperial symbols in place of Nazi ones. Of course, the irony of Hitler being an avowed enemy of the old Prussian/German monarchy seems to be lost on them - but, then, if they had any understanding of logic or reason, they wouldn't be…