Yeah, I read this climactic paragraph several times trying to make sense of it:

So much wrong here. A shocking amount, really.

Every single car does this automatically. It’s how defroster settings work.

But not free in the sense that you are still paying for the service.

“Every 2021 Warner Bros Film Will Stream on HBO Max for Free”

I honestly don’t see the draw of chore simulators, no matter how cute they are.

I honestly don’t see the draw of chore simulators, no matter how cute they are.

I don’t know how many times I read the article and didn’t think to click the “Funimation” link.
Thank-you for making it clear!!  (Unlike the author).

The fact that it’s already over half off and no one cares seems to indicate that it’s pretty underwhelming.

The fact that it’s already over half off and no one cares seems to indicate that it’s pretty underwhelming.

Your “Gamecube Switch Controller” is just a 3rd-party wireless controller with a GameCube-style layout. Not a real GC controller.

I’m pretty sure you’re being facetious, but just in case...

I believe Nintendo has “solved” the problem by ceasing to sell this game after March.

Or spending all day being mad because you had it in your cart, had the payment info in there hit the order button and then the system took your order away from you....

“the PlayStation 5, like the PlayStation 4, does allow controller mapping, so it is possible to swap the X and circle buttons, adding though, that the on-screen prompts do not change.”
Not only do the prompts not change, but it swap the buttons for everything else, not just the menus. So you have to swap them back in…

There's a cancel culture joke here somewhere

I honestly can’t believe the west won that particular culture war.

I heard that this car is going to be in the new movie, Mad Max: Führer Road.

Makes you wonder why he didn’t go full-tilt boogie with badging...

It also has a clock to tell you when the toaster strudels are done

That's what she said.

I don’t think it’s the size that matters much to me (I mean, I haven’t seen one in person and won’t for a while unfortunately...) but rather the design. It demands way too much attention for something that’s going to be sitting next to basically other boring black boxy boxes.