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The Atlantic: Taking the Apocalypse Seriously, and Also Literally

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It was Caity Weaver for me. HamNo has done some classic stuff tho. I already don't like Gawker 2.0 or whatever we call this gizmodo thing, will be much less interesting if he leaves

DAMN!

Fuck

“Since then I’ve realized that everything I think makes sense doesn’t, BUT - if you consider the exact opposite of what you think makes sense and consider it really hard then you will find the truth in the matter.”

Close. Somehow Rich is still fucking here.

And yet here it comes, shit out of your mouth instead.

Do some basic research.

holy shit that makes total sense. HAMNO!! holy moley once he’s gone, splinter is as dead my penis after a Britney Spears music video.

I think many Splinter commenters are doing time in the same prison and sharing a computer.  That’s how they communicate so quickly.

HamNo! shit brother I am sorry you are going through this. one thing is to get roasted on these forums, a whole separate thing for these motherfuckers to threaten your life like that. I hope you are not taking the buyout to leave. i really hope you are not. but if you are, happy trails and godspeed.

Trump was not as qualified as Bernie Sanders and Hillary beat Bernie like a drum.  BANG BANG BANG the Bernie is what Hillary did and what she’s going to do again in 2020.

Ah yes, the Trump fans went into the South Side of Chicago to murder a guy who regularly covers drug crimes and murders in the South Side of Chicago. This is some next level Sherlocking on your end. Also, the shooter’s Trump tweet was circa 2011 and regarding the shooter’s defamation case. Not a Trump presidency.

How about an awful waffle?

This is fucking hilarious. I hope you are exaggerating a bit fit your own sake. What really in your life has changed in the past year other than who is running the country? Nothing has really changed in my everyday life. I still wake up and go to work everyday. You guys are addicted to outrage and can’t handle defeat…

Hillary was the most qualified candidate that’s ever run for the Presidency of these United States and no one can dispute that. It’s not her fault the Russians stole the White House from her. I wish everyone would stop being so mean to Hillary! I hope she runs again in 2020 because now that everyone’s got a taste of…

I don’t care what these bedwetters say, the act rules!