I guess people don’t understand how fucking overcrowded our court system is and how happy any court is to push a case out within reason to clear up their current schedule. They’re definitely all fascists who need “added to the list” whatever the fuck that means.

I have it on good authority that Lorde was born in Kenya on August 4, 1961.

I don’t mean to sound pretentious, and I in no way support PETA, but I do believe it is important for people to consider reducing the amount of penguins they eat.

If it is fight or flight the penguins have only one option...

Is it just me, or are these tigers looking a little, uh, overfed?

The best part is the keeper turning his back as the penalty taker shoots...

I’m very happy that she’s overcome her illness to become the most colorful pimp in all of St Louis

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

Oh they happened. There was also an Orthodox Jewish reporter who asked about an uptick in antisemitic attacks in the country since Trump became President. Trump promptly called the reporter “a liar”.

Did those things really happen? I am literally not sure what is real or satire/sarcasm when it comes to this administration anymore.

The weirdest thing about the “a guy you can have a beer with” thing is that Bush and Trump are both teetotalers.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

This guy is such a cunt.

As a fan for a really long time, this statement is so true.

you know, on one hand, i’m thinking, “dude... he’s just a kid having a great time, give him a break.” On the other hand, he’s just a kid having a great time with $1,000 court side tickets wearing a brand new Durant jersey and his dad is drinking red wine at a basketball game. fuck me.

I thought it was an intentional reminder of how awful their fan base has become.

Big deal, warriors overthrew kings all the time throughout history. Warriors will beat Kings three times this year; the Praetorian Guard overthrew three emperors in 193.

Stupid millenials who think they know everything. Get the hell off my lawn. But stay if you want to hear my theory on how Mexicans damage our water…

I’m usually initially siding with the victim on these things too, but in this case the ‘victim’ is a convicted multi rapist, the accused has never been arrested, and neither the author of the Times piece nor the doctor ever spoke with the accused. It seems just as likely Morris is looking for some sympathy at…

The kids are alright.