Great response, A+. I especially liked the part where you overgeneralized about Portlanders and then belittled a person on the Internet. You’ll do well in the Trump era.

There was also a plaque showing members with holes-in-one on the course - Mr Trump was one of them

Probably going to meet up with Marky Mark

he looks sick af what are u talking about

This is the first, and I’m guessing last, time I have ever said to myself, “Good for you, Shia Labeouf!”

Lawyer here with a ton of work on both sides of the bar with domestic violence cases. If there’s a domestic violence call and the police can’t separate the parties for the night, the unofficial rule of thumb is arrest someone because if you don’t and someone dies (or gets seriously hurt), then everyone involved is…

Any truth to the rumors Pedro Martinez is bringing up this morning? Would be awful if true.

Holy crap I can’t believe I made it on Jalopnik. I was in the suv behind the Mustang and ran into the driver later. He slowed down because the day before he ripped his front bumper off going across the tracks the ruts are a solid 2-3 inches deep. Also didn’t see the train till after I got back in the car and we…

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Nice to know Homer is a “Mopar or NO CAR” kinda guy

I hope you enjoyed this brief walk through NBA history.

Dabo: Listen up men! I’m gonna jam these timeouts up my ass and let’s go get us a field goal!

“Maybe his accuracy and timing aren’t good enough for the pros. Maybe he’s not adaptable enough to become the pocket passer NFL offenses think they require. If nothing else, it’ll be a new challenge for a quarterback who just aced college football’s toughest one.”

Welcome to Cleveland!

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

They are God’s children caught in a culture of rap...

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

I’m really surprised at this email chain. Most XC runners’ entire sexual histories could easily be documented in a single tweet.

Huskies are the best.

I’m very disappointed to hear Deadspin, one of the major crusaders against the public stadium scam, repeat the propaganda that a fully functioning, large-capacity, multi-use stadium like the Colliseum is “garbage.” The Colliseum is perfectly fine, and a city like Oakland that faces major crises with education,…