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The trauma of the rape itself also interferes with memory and higher thinking processes in the brain—making the event itself difficult to recall and memories of it patchy and hard to sequence. This doesn’t mean the survivor is lying; it means the cocktail of hormones their brain released (which helped them to survive

Before I go further with what I’m about to say, I need 3 things to be understood.

I have no idea who anyone other than Blake Bortles is. The list of third names sounds like a bunch of made up hooey so I went with Dickman because this is Deadspin. Dicks are expected.

Outside of Blake Bortles, I don’t know who any of these fucking people are. Does anyone know who they are? Is the entire Jaguars roster anonymous?

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

He's in the Army, so he's doing more than most mercenary athletes to gain his citizenship.

Yeah, I got laid playing this game over the weekend. She is from Canada, so you wouldn’t know her.

You can laugh all you want, but Dodger Dogs are indeed violent. My grandfather was robbed and killed by a roving pack of Dodger Dogs. At least that’s what my grandmother said. She was standing there, covered in dirt, sweat streaming down her face... I don’t know why she was holding a shovel, but that’s not the point.

2 million Brits have already written a petition to let them back into the Euros

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

A lot of companies do this type of thing.

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Just a quick reminder that being found incompetent to stand trial does not mean he is off the hook. He is going to be held in a secure psychiatric facility, and will face trial in the even he is ever found to be competent.

Yeah, I wonder if by banana 30 or so she’s just like a playdough toy sitting on the toilet with no end in side. Like a 2-foot long turd just coiling up the toilet like a snake.

51 of anything is bad. I don't care how healthy she thinks it is.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

No. 4. Randy’s IROC. You don’t fuck with Randy’s IROC.

Reality continues to be and will always be the worst.