LOGISTICS. Now with sunroof.

Time to start implementing a “Drive the Dent” policy for damaged but drivable police cars, and replacing Chevy Tahoes and Ford Explorers with Mitsubishi Mirages that have had the front seats hiked ALL the way forward and bolt upright before installing the cage.

How about a Marauders-era magical police procedural starring (the real) Mad-Eye Moody? Sound good? Only question left is, Cortina GXL or Vauxhall VX4/90?

This is what happens when all you hear about a job for going on 10 years is that the robots are on their way to take it anytime now. 

There were no differences but there SHOULD have been!

Same reason why they didn’t fuck up the trucks until the last redesign. Top management thought of it as a sideline and didn’t meddle in development like they would with “core” products.

0-60 in 5-7 business days.

Or something moderately desirable at the bottom of its’ depreciation curve. NC Miatas, SN95 Mustangs, that sort of thing. Drive it and enjoy it while you’re waiting anyway, just in case. 

So I got my second dose  last week too, and I still get only 3 lousy bars of 5G, max. And if Bill Gates has mind-control power how come his wife’s divorcing him? I’m starting to think that whole part of it was a hoax and all I got from the vaccine is immunity to covid.

The bar of expectations was set so low there would be no jumping or vaulting. He could only step over it or trip on it, and he stepped over it. 

I don’t like how everything even vaguely sporty now has to have a black headliner.  It’s not so bad coupled with a panoramic sunroof but the  Corolla hatchbacks are the  same way and only come with a tintop, no sunroof option, so it’s really cavelike and feels tiny in there. 

I’ve been wanting to skip over to next week’s episode where they’ll inevitably roast the hell out of him in the cold open and Weekend Update, and maybe a sketch where Pete Davidson plays a Tesla-driving techbro who activates Full Self-Driving from the passenger seat and Toonces pops out of the glove compartment to…

They know it’s outdated technology but will want to study it to confirm that.

I like “Elongelical” better than “Muskovite” better because in the latter case there was a car whose name meant literally that;

Slideshow Land in Spanfeller, New Jersey. Home of the world’s first exit-through-the-gift-shop to actually be bigger than the attraction itself!

1st/lead pic; I still can’t get over how much the DBX looks like an Escape. Is it the same size or is Prince Charles just Torch-sized but with “tall” proportions?

JD Green is iconic but Ford tractors should be blue. (At least ones made after the ‘40s).

“...and cars coming off lease programs...”

I suppose it’ll be parked around neighborhoods like Zipcars and the like and used for point-to-point work within the city. If you want to go farther maybe you could drive it to a Free2Move office/lot and swap it for a Compass?

Headline; I read this as “Taylor Swift’s International Expansion...” Time for that second cup of coffee.