I like “Elongelical” better than “Muskovite” better because in the latter case there was a car whose name meant literally that;

Slideshow Land in Spanfeller, New Jersey. Home of the world’s first exit-through-the-gift-shop to actually be bigger than the attraction itself!

1st/lead pic; I still can’t get over how much the DBX looks like an Escape. Is it the same size or is Prince Charles just Torch-sized but with “tall” proportions?

JD Green is iconic but Ford tractors should be blue. (At least ones made after the ‘40s).

“...and cars coming off lease programs...”

I suppose it’ll be parked around neighborhoods like Zipcars and the like and used for point-to-point work within the city. If you want to go farther maybe you could drive it to a Free2Move office/lot and swap it for a Compass?

Headline; I read this as “Taylor Swift’s International Expansion...” Time for that second cup of coffee.

“...or seditious coupe attempts...”

I still think BoJo should prepare to sell the monarchy to Disney to pay for Brexit.

1st; Asking the Feds for money with one hand and shuffling jobs across the border with the other is a bad look. Not quite as bad as flying private jets to DC to beg for a bailout in ‘08 was, but lessons haven’t been learned from that that should’ve been.

One of the twins is about to be lost to expired gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt.

Reverse; in the ‘90s once Olds got over the Brougham look it seemed like they would have the “pure”, cleanest looking version of common B-O-P designs. Buick was still allowed the Broughamance and would clutter it up with too much chrome and fussy details along with 90% getting white stripe tires and those…

Favorite color; damp. Or is that only Scotland?

I work in a grocery store (and drive a Fit) and I haven’t thought of doing that. We don’t have any “employees may only park here” spaces but tend to cluster anyway since if your car is going to be in a supermarket parking lot 40 hours a week you want the cars on either side of you to be there for a while too.

Where is that, Wolfsburg?

Makes you wonder why they don’t go back to putting just the GM corporate logo on the keys. Oops, forgot. The gm corporate logo.

Vegan soup, flavored with dijon mustard.

Ansel Elgort is also *27*. If that’s the look they wanted, Joshua Bassett is 20 and can actually still pass for high-school age in addition to being able to sing, dance, and not be able to pass for the vice-principal. 

1st. I bought new at the end of February, 2020 just before the pandemic. At the time I wondered whether I had taken on consumer debt at the worst possible time or whether it was more like scoring one of the last new ‘42s just before Pearl Harbor. A year in, with my work classed as “essential” and an almost-new car I…

>A COMIC PLAYING AMATEUR NIGHT AT WHEREVER WHITE PEOPLE’S APOLLO IS!