Wow! Those Conde Nast health benefits must be awesome to defend the minimal health insurance option. I guess the rest can go fuck themselves.

“A multitude of other intimate moments” should win some kind of Euphemism Award.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

And do you fit that “nearly all of which boil down to” category?

No, I had a feeling.

Man, if that’s all you got out of the story, I definitely don’t think your reading comprehension skills are really up to scratch. It wasn’t my favorite short story of all time, but I thought it was a very good dissection of the ways in which confusing power dynamics between men and women interact, and the way in…

“I’m pretty sure Jay Z has 99 problems, and a Zimmerman ain’t one.”

A man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

Even with her mental health/substance abuse issues, Courtney Love behaves a lot better than a lot of men in Hollywood.

Corporate Synergy!

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Gotta love the 90s Nostalgia boat.

Oh, I'll never knock The Beatles. As kind of a practice-run for what McCartney would do with his solo career The Beatles were invaluable to his musical development, and some of the songs are even kind of charming.