I thought that was Dracula Untold's job.

I went so far as to watch her Buzzfeed video and it would appear she had a long way to go before she's successful.

But he's soooo dreaaaammyyyyy…

Sounds like a shitty thing they did. Remember when they got Tom Green's "Lonely Swedish" up to #1 and he retired it right there and then?

Thing I hated most about TRL: they never played the full video.

Ewww. Vox.com is garbage.

I saw the original Transformers alone in a packed theater next to a mom and her son. The (admittedly young) son would make some random, stupid, young kid comment and the mom would shush him. Five minutes later, she would say something equally stupid and instigate the kid. This process would repeat throughout. That's…

The first half was a lot of really, really great rising action. The second half was a lot of really clunky crash landing that absolutely and completely failed to cash in on the premise. I loved that it was slow and I loved that it was weird. I even loved that it didn't make much sense. What I hated is that they just…

Of course you would make the responses videos when I come to this site specifically to READ WORDS. *pout*

Silverchair actually really switched directions a decade later. It's kinda creepy.

It's served by Springboard, not A.V. Club. It may be the only option they had to embed the trailer here.

And then I remembered MST3K ended 15 years ago.

Ha Ha! Doesn't this just remind you of the time we were SCUBA diving in the Mediterranean and your mother, your sweet, sweet mother, ho ho, she was something and another and it was a delightful anecdote, ha ha! Don't you remember?That's how I relate to my fellow criminals!

When I'd listen to Pandora on the regular, it kept throwing songs from Ratatat's Classics in the mix and in the moment, I'd love them. Then I'd go and listen to Classics front to end and every song was nearly identical. In fact, it made those individual songs less interesting because they just sound like different…

Well, think of it this way: at least they haven't cancelled Parenthood!

The Blacklist is actually finally moving somewhere! *dodges spears*

Which is a crime because he was the first weird name to pop up when they revealed the cast of Episode I. Who the hell is Qui-Gon Jinn? In retrospect, Neeson gave Lucas far more than he deserved, but received so little.

Maybe it's because I was never a big Atmosphere fan, but I couldn't make it halfway through their new album. His lyrics are so dumb.

This movie was vile. A set of never ending, tangentially-related scenes appearing in order. A wasted Paul Dano role. Cameron Diaz still appearing in films.

Didn't Chiewtel Ejiofor assault him in 12 Years A Slave? I think so!?