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I would rather never comment again than do this. The world will be lost without my valuable input, but life shall endure.

Everyone complaining need only ask themselves one question: If these DLC characters were not on the disc, and instead were only available as downloads at a later time, would you be satisfied with the game? If your answer is yes, then purchase it. If your answer is no, then do not purchase it.

This is on top of their salaries. He is literally giving them a huge chunk of cash out of appreciation for their hard work.

It was way overpriced for what it offered, but I bought the hype and bought the machine. Although, I already had a PS3, so now the MGS4 one sits quietly with my other collector's editions, collecting dust. And that's why I stopped buying special edition junk.

The look on his wife's face is priceless.

I have a Gun-Metal Gray MGS4 PS3 sitting in my closet right now.

Just for kicks and to prep myself for Killzone 2, I actually played through the game last year. Trust me when I say this, you can't go home again.

My money is on Megatron. He's made quite a name for himself and is looking at free agency in a year. His agent will be pushing hard.

When I see a headline with a mistake like this up for well over an hour, I can only shake my head...

Hahaha. Then my four years of medical school were not for naught.

Free medical care after your orchiectomy! Just think of the delicious hospital food and comfortable bed!

I get the distinct impression that some wily businessman was using Kotaku and its readers as a test case for giving the show a bigger budget presentation in the states. It would explain why we received a "Best of" mix of episodes and the sudden cancellation. On the plus side, I enjoyed my time as a guinea pig. The…

LOOK AT ME! I'M MAKING A LOUD, UNREASONABLE CLAIM. EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE, EVEN IF IT'S BETTER THAN COMPETING PRODUCTS.

Actually, that's a pretty clever comment. It's clearly a joke aimed at people who really do think reading is not worth the effort. Here, that statement is utterly ridiculous as no movie will ever be made of these short stories.

It amazed me and many others, hence, amazing.

I love crazy feats like this and encourage all to attempt.

They should name a trophy after this guy when the NA version ships. Much respect.

Obviously final judgment needs to be reserved until someone actually plays the game, but this doesn't look nearly as bad as the headline suggests. If you like FF and enjoyed Elite Beat Agents, it seems like a pretty good mash-up.

Funny that this article is just now being posted as I'm about to attempt a playthrough of the original game. I've never given it a real go and I'd like to knock it off of my classics list, as I just did with the original Metroid (tough game without a FAQ!).