Of course it’s in Lakeview.

Damnit, you tricked me with one of your sneaky native advertising posts.

No I would not fuck that video game sex machine, thanks for asking. I’ll stick with humans.

You’re welcome.

Pretty sure it was the subject of the entire article you did not read. Venture Kid.

Nothing like celebrating the new year by pulling a prank that could easily have killed an innocent bystander.

You can make your own lock pick and tension wrench pretty easily. I did it in high school to pick my locker padlock. For the tension wrench I took an old nail, angled it using a vice then hammered the point flat enough to fit in a keyhole. For the pick I took some pliers and made it out of a thick paperclip. It wasn’t…