Stupid kids. They’re gonna have to flip a lot more burgers to get that new 3DS.

Whatever makes you happy. I still think it’s absurd.

Just crickets? That’s not bad. Crickets are kinda cute. Their feet can be a little prickly though.

Anyone grouped with him shouldn’t expect to win on their own merits any time soon.

On behalf of millennials everywhere: you’re welcome.

The people who say “EZ” after just barely winning in overtime on attack are totally the types to get upset over this.

What on Earth would an Indian man have to do with the Taliban anyway?

Anyone who cares that much about this must have a pretty cushy life for this to be what they get upset about.

Who would pay for such an abomination? Buying more of them just encourages them to create more of these wretched creatures. It’s sick. Adopt a genetically diverse mutt from a shelter if you want a dog.

Look at you getting offended when people mock your beliefs so you turn around and do exactly that to someone else. At least I’m not the one going to hell.

If your argument is just to ridicule me then I have nothing to say to you. You’re just like everyone else, you’re no better. You think you’re so high and mighty. Well so did the Romans. I’ll pray for you.

Well I write down everything God says so I don’t forget it and he says Jesus was an agent of Satan sent to deceive all of humanity into worshipping Satan, though they would think they’re worshipping God. Since my book is more recent than the Bible, it is clearly more up to date. I hate to break this to you but your…

Actually my book says Jesus can’t save you so you’re clearly wrong.

Does this mean black people can sue for damages for decades of institutional racism?

It was never that Bastion is OP or unbalanced, it’s that he’s not fun. He completely changes the dynamic of the game in a very anti-fun way. Countering any other hero is a fun exercise. Countering Bastion is countering a turret. That’s not fun. I’m surprised such a static character was ever added to the game. It’s…

Why would a being that hunted xenomorphs give a rat’s ass about hunting humans? That’s like stepping on bugs.

Why’d they hire someone from Minnesota to narrate?

Yeah, pulling unlicensed art from a .info domain for your advertising is totally a legitimate way to run a business.

For some people a car is a tool that takes them from one place to another and nothing more. To judge them on their car is like judging then on what microwave they have. They don’t care as long as it works.

The worst part is they’ll all eventually die from not sleeping too.