It’s not a problem for me. What I believe is based on science and empirical observation. There is no known method for changing the biological sex of a human. I’m therefore unable to internalize that Caitlyn Jenner is a female. I’m not going to hollar or carry on about someone being able to define themselves however…

I’m not so sure that Jenner’s transition is as widely accepted as liberal media outlets make it seem. Frankly, I’m about as socially liberal as they come and I still have trouble understanding trans people and trans issues. It doesn’t bother or harm me in any way if folks want to make a transition, so I’m all for it.…

You could also elope and not have a giant wedding. Eloping in Greece is pretty easy. I think that’s going to be my plan. Spend money on traveling somewhere rad and eloping there and spending like, a week to two weeks there. I have zero interest in having a wedding and spending a fuckload of money.

Lemme guess - New York or LA? Your flyover state arrogance is showing. Yikes, I hope poor Amal didn’t get the crabs mingling with all these filthy plebs!

Clooney always seems like a Gatsby to me. He looks so damn good and has curated this kinda air of old money. And then you remember he got started on TV, is from Kentucky, didn't finish college, and was a door to door salesman at some point. None of those things are BAD, but.. He married up for sure.

So... what are these investments that will double my money in 5 years? Because I don’t want to get married anyway.

I have been waiting all day for the chance to rant. Everything they said made me think the situation was SO MUCH WORSE

Here’s one gigantic point everyone in team-Duggar seems to be missing: this whole business amounts to heinous child abuse both because of the abuse itself AND the cover-up.

A magazine that mostly exists to be shocked that famous women get fat when they’re pregnant is doing better reporting on sexual assault than Rolling Stone. What an age we live in.

Amy Schumer has turned out to be everything I thought Chelsea Handler was going to be. When I first noticed Handler, I got so excited because she was crass and hilarious and fabulous, but she quickly revealed herself to be a mean-spirited asshole. Schumer, on the other hand, is flawless. Man, I love her.

So they will latch on to some random verse in the bible and have scores of children but “Though shalt not bear false witness” is apparently not one they feel they have to follow

I’ve watched her show a total of 3 times for a total of 15 minutes and everything I saw completely revolved around if guys thought that she was hot and would or wound not bang her. I’m 98% sure she’s satirizing that mindset among a segment of women, but part of me thinks it hits very close to home with her. Or maybe…

I’m 5’1”. I weigh 185. Size 14 are slightly big on me, I can take my jeans off/put them on without unbuttoning them. 12s are a bit too small and give me muffin top. When I’m 160, I can wear 10. If I were 5’5”+, I could definitely fit into a 6-8 at 160lbs.

Same! Solidarity!

Amy Schumer’s comedy is a very, very thin slice of a very, very big pie of “what women say to each other when men aren’t around.” But generally speaking, there are a lot of topics women get into when men aren’t present. These include conversations about periods, body hair removal, weird moles, period farts,…

So according to these comments ‘catching a dick’ isn't something to brag about because men will fuck anyone. This is not true. At all. And this idea really screwed up my self esteem in high school and college. I honestly thought I was the only woman on the planet who couldn’t get laid.

I have to commute through the Times Square subway station like three times a week (hell. its HELL) and there is a poster for Amy’s show up. On her forehead one day someone wrote Fat Hoe and it made me so mad to see I wanted to cross it out, but I kept going. Like a week later someone HAD crossed it out and across her…

Just the fact that Amy Schumer and Jennifer Saunders are on the same stage and Jennifer Saunders is laughing at Amy Schumer’s jokes has totally made my day. And if there is ever going to be another season of “AbFab” Amy Schumer so needs to make a cameo as one of Patsy’s long lost children or something like that!

Dear Amy and Mindy,

I just like her. It is so refreshing to hear someone say “I weigh 160 pounds.” It’s something that should NOT matter at all. But, as someone who is also around that, it’s nice to hear and see that it’s normal.