Hey Jez, good to know your first mention of Sanders is about this, and NOT about how he has and wants to spread equality. You’re so helpful.

Aside from her court room badassery she sure was on top of her hair game. She was rocking the turn of the century short hair Brittney look so good that when I opened this article i first thought it was a video of Britney Spears from around that time.

Everytime I read her name my first thought is Mary Ann Mobley who replaced Dixie Carter as Mr. Drummond’s wife on Diff’rent Strokes.

Ain’t no shower like a Marilyn Mosby shower cuz a Marilyn Mosby shower is trespassory.

a neighbor who had broken into her apartment and used it to throw a baby shower

Everything in this article (save “longtime reader and Duggar expert Snacktastic”) inspires one long projectile.

“I grant you the right to use my piece, but in reverse you have to provide a space for my brand within your campaign.”

My only takeaway from this is that I really, really want to see Maria Abramovic deliver a powerpoint presentation.

I am really sick of Beyonce and Nicki Minaj holding themselves out to be feminists and “powerful women” and then continuing to make videos that feed into patriarchal values and misogynistic expectations simply because they rake in money for it. Is it okay to set aside true feminist values to collect a paycheck? No.…

OH MY GOD, you are so right, she is obviously talking about those disgusting English cookie-substitutes and I didn’t even realize it. It’s still a great quote though, right?

*25 year thing

The greatest things in the world were built by slaves. The Pyramids, The White House, and Air Jordan XIs. Remember that.

I think David Letterman is an unfunny piece of shit.

And then there’s all the cool things our slaves built:

Fuck Letterman. He gets hot women on his show, ogles them, asks them silly questions and then acts all superior when they give silly answers. It’s a cheap trick.

I have PCOS and I see so much on forums and in articles about the Paleo diet and it just makes me so stabby. As if caveman/woman knew something we don’t. *eyeroll* Why does it always have to be a diet? Why can’t people just eat real food most of the time and call it living? And why do we have to talk about it all the…

Sometimes diets can be like a religion that you have to hide. I’m primal (no grains, processed sugars or seed oils), but I definitely don’t preach it because when I have mentioned it my friends piled on me and basically treated me like I was a crazy person because I didn’t eat bread. So I keep my mouth shut. The…

I’ve been a vegetarian for a solid twenty years. What I learned early on, much like religious leanings, is that no one wants to hears about it. They will respect it, make some minor accommodations for me if need be and ask me about my diet if they are curious. If I insist upon telling them every reason they too should…

I’ve tried belonging to all kinds of dietary religions. What I learned is that they are all full of crap. Basically, eat real food, avoid processed/factory/fast/frozen/junk food, and you’re pretty much golden. I mean I still eat the bad stuff time to time, but it’s a treat, not what I stock my fridge with.

I enjoyed eating gluten while reading this. Life’s too short not to sin.