If it was peak Texas, it would've been a Whataburger or a Sonic, not shitty ass Taco Bell.

Breaking the stereotype of what a man “should and shouldnt be” doesn’t really register when you’re buff rowdy like that. Maybe it breaks down one stereotype but simply reaffirms another.

I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.

PLEASE let this be a reveal of his newest toy helicopter!

I’m hoping for him to say he’s going to be a Steve Tyler impimpersonator.

I’m half expecting Bruce to be trolling all of us and the reveal will be something totally inconsequential.

I’m betting the interview’s about his divorce.

I think it looks like a guido’s idea of a Disney castle

The late Jackie O had a country estate in NJ. It's not all tacky.

I realize that many folks think “McMansion” means “big house that I think is ugly,” but the term more correctly refers to being mass-produced using techniques designed to imitate fine craftsmanship. While the Giudice mansion may be crass and probably is shoddily built, nothing that big is a standardized product, not…

FINALLY my Sopranos cosplay mansion can be MINE

The Guidice’s house has got to be one of the most atrocious homes of all time. Every time I see it I think that it’s unsellable. I know it’s Jersey but most people there are not nearly as gauche and tacky as people think - especially not the affluent there. I cannot imagine any multi-millionaire is going to want to…

I’m let you finish, but John had the greatest baptism OF ALL TIME.

Wait a minute, why didn’t I know Beyonce did a music video for Suga Mama? Wtf?? This is my first time watching this.

You said Richard Lawson and I thought of another Richard Lawson.

Agreed. Amy Poehler nailed the “I am just barely holding it together because you are all so much dumber than I am” that you just know Hillary is constantly thinking. Kate’s impression has a bit too much desperation for my taste.

This whole approach to Clinton as some sort of maniacal person just seems weirdly sexist to me. The whole bit is about how she’s not feminine enough so she’s must be some kind of monster.

I’m a total Kate McKinnon stan, but that impression needs a LOT of work. I’m on board for her to be the one to do it, but that “maniacal” thing is the problem, because it’s too much like her extensive pen of original characters, and not enough like the actual Hillary. But Darrell Hammond coming back as Bill is reason…

Yes. I know a woman who was gang-raped at 16 and promptly blamed by her own mother for it, while her father emotionally checked out for the rest of his life. I know that my own mother has things in her own past that she has never told anyone about, including my father, who always suspected but never pushed. Knowing my…