Caroline Manzo been trying to tell y’all

I’m in grad school right now, but as soon as I get a job, I’m doing this. The laser shop is literally a block from my house, too.

Don’t forget Vergara!

I’m a hardcore Beyoncé stan from 98, but this was suuuuuper underwhelming on every level.

I’m a 6th generation Texan. ;)

Wait. This person is giving anyone style advice? Outside of Brooklyn?

Best secret gringo ingredient: mayo

Not weird at all in Texas. :)

It’s REAL limey and super salty.

She’s been out there the whole time. She was covering that intersection yesterday by calling in to the station on a cell phone and reporting live. Seriously.

Had it in Texas in the late 90s.

So is Sarah Palin a feminist? She says she is. Are we not to question her choices on feminist grounds?

I don’t get it.

This is a reference to a longstanding issue/joke on RHONY.

Sonic is Oklahoman (shhhhh!).

Puh-lease. Taco Bell ain't Texan.

This.

I’m sorry we share some similar multi- and inter-generational patterns. It sucks. I’m 35 and still realizing regularly the ways all of this has flowed out into my other relationships, especially regarding my own anger and control issues. I relate to your grandma. But becoming aware of it is a key to a gateway. I also…