I was an adolescent and 20-something last time this came 'round, I skipped it then, and I'll skip it again. No, thanks.
Check the tweets; search "D'Angelo." They were hilarious.
HOW IS THERE NO ARTICLE ON THIS THING ABOUT D'ANGELO????
I've never even heard of C. Wonder.
#firstworldproblems + religious substitute + OCD + false sense of control + fear of death + identity politics + superiority complex
Oh, I don't. I LOVE it. I like to taunt them with my guilt-free pleasure.
All the kvetching in the comments is fair enough, but... maybe she just did it for the presents? A wedding brings a shitton of free shit that single people are even more unlikely to be able to afford, especially after they spend their 20s and 30s buys registry items for everyone else, sometimes more than once.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ. I'd murder my husband first.
Oh, look, she already got mine!
Maybe it's cause I'm 35, but this is inconceivable to me. I find it hard to believe that many people beyond serious niche fetishists would even want to try this.
Yeah, that was not his usual voice, nor was it a Texas accent.
This was my first thought, too. But, then, I'm Texan.
We have a lot of black cowboys. Come, join us... ... ...
Was forced to participate in this fuckery once, when 19-year-old me and a 20-something friend of the bride were the only unmarried women. My stepmom insisted (the bride was her only niece). My cousin threw the bouquet, and the other woman and I just let it fall at our feet, and we just looked at each other. It was…
I just don't go to weddings. Ninety-nine times out of 100, they are insufferable.
Sorry, too late:
Come sit by me.