Was forced to participate in this fuckery once, when 19-year-old me and a 20-something friend of the bride were the only unmarried women. My stepmom insisted (the bride was her only niece). My cousin threw the bouquet, and the other woman and I just let it fall at our feet, and we just looked at each other. It was…

I just don't go to weddings. Ninety-nine times out of 100, they are insufferable.

Sorry, too late:

Come sit by me.

Hahahahahaha. Okay.

1. Those doors. Still hideous.

Except she's not actually rich. That's why she's in prison.

I like this meta criticism. Keep it coming. I am obsessed with these clowns. I can't even explain it.

Yeah, I thought Jezebel thought this kind of female employment was "empowering"? Leo is such a feminist. Big thumbs up.

Finishing The Sopranos. Watching The Wire. Stopping watching Bravo.

"when you're older..."

Desperate, usually for attention/celebrity/infamy, often without self awareness, usually coupled with basic-ness: See: the Manzo family.

Ditto.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/380726

Most interesting of all, to me, is that all this aristo-hagiography comes at the same time as we are entering an era that matches late 19th-century levels of economic inequality.

I am a white woman.