Was forced to participate in this fuckery once, when 19-year-old me and a 20-something friend of the bride were the only unmarried women. My stepmom insisted (the bride was her only niece). My cousin threw the bouquet, and the other woman and I just let it fall at our feet, and we just looked at each other. It was…

I just don't go to weddings. Ninety-nine times out of 100, they are insufferable.

Sorry, too late:

Come sit by me.

Hahahahahaha. Okay.

1. Those doors. Still hideous.

Except she's not actually rich. That's why she's in prison.

I like this meta criticism. Keep it coming. I am obsessed with these clowns. I can't even explain it.

Yeah, I thought Jezebel thought this kind of female employment was "empowering"? Leo is such a feminist. Big thumbs up.

"when you're older..."

Desperate, usually for attention/celebrity/infamy, often without self awareness, usually coupled with basic-ness: See: the Manzo family.

Ditto.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/380726

Most interesting of all, to me, is that all this aristo-hagiography comes at the same time as we are entering an era that matches late 19th-century levels of economic inequality.

I am a white woman.

"Just 34," eh? What is this world coming to? That's definitely old enough for this asshole to have wised up. 34 is an adult. Been an adult for at least 10 years, maybe 15.