Andrew? Andrew?

I think I know this guy.

*I* suggest we go Lysistrata on them. On this and many other matters.

After an emotionally—and, rarely, physically—abusive relationship in a foreign country of four long years, my foreign partner convinced me to lie about a family illness to take an unpaid leave of absence from a job I was just about to get promoted at and go home to visit my family for the first time in two years (I…

NJ is the only one I like.

It's a still from some Lady Gaga video he was in, where he plays a Zeus-like figure to an assembly of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, who are Gaga's angelic backing band. I am not even joking.

I agree. Andy is a Dantean character.

Agreed. I'm starting to think that her lawyer may've had a legitimate run with a "diminished capacity" defense. Jesus Christ. And I've been watching all along. This was... stunning.

I'm, like, the Michelangelo of New Jersey of home building.

I like it.

Only in America.

It's even better. His full name is Peregrine Andrew Morny Cavendish, 12th Duke of Devonshire KCVO, CBE (called "Stoker").

Some other real people include:

Newsflash: 8-month-olds generally do not belong at brunches. Especially without an explicit, kid-friendly invitation.

They're assholes?

I still don't understand how geisha costumes are offensive on ethnic or racial grounds (feminist grounds, maybe, depending on context and presentation). It's not like it's a "Japanese woman" or "Asian woman" costume. I guess if white women taped their eyelids or something... But a geisha is a very specific thing,…

Some of us white women HAVE big butts. I prefer them, and feel sorry for women who have flat asses. Just does not compute to me. Anyway.

Me, too. Some of us WASPs have booty. I'm "curvier" than JLo, who—to me—always just looked like a normal woman who had time to work out a lot. So, great. But, normal. Not especially "curvy."

I hadn't heard about it until yesterday, and I troll Gawker multiple times per day while living on Twitter.

All sports franchises, like all institutions, should be co-operatives.