See, all of this strikes me as really sad. Like, desperate for conventional social validation. Cringe-y. But, people are different.

Ditto in the UK.

I use partner because I emphatically do NOT want people to think I am married. I am proud to not be married. Also, as a bonus, I like that it is non-gender-specific.

It sounded pretty public school to me, actually. Public School as in Eton.

We're more jealous that you don't have to shave your legs and bikini and remove your mustache daily to be socially acceptable, believe me.

Actually, he's a first generation American. His parents immigrated from Italy right before he was born. He may even hold Italian dual citizenship. No argument that Italians-in-Italy would still find these two appalling, though. Obviously.

This is a fucking travesty.

I actually think Johnny Depp looks... better?

In season one when she gets the boob job, she pronounces it that way to the receptionist at the doctor's office.

Same. The Manzos are The Worst.

No, he's the Lebanese Jeff Goldblum.

"...what is a sister but a terrifyingly close example of your own genetic code scrambled up just slightly different, for better or for worse, for envy or for pity, forever and ever?"

You're British, aren't you?

#COTD

I cannot believe he doesn't fly charter. Gobsmacked, I tell you.

Reminds me of these assholes in East Texas:http://www.texasmonthly.com/story/younger-…

Are you fucking kidding me with this?

Yes. Yes, it is.

I feel like I am coming around to this. Long-time cohabitor who is very against marriage here. But, yeah. Doesn't look like we'll be breaking up, at least not soon, and I'm an only child. I want him to be my next-of-kin. I just wish you didn't have to take all the other legal stuff as one big bundle. And I have zero…

This is me.