nkotb4ever
Mortadella
nkotb4ever

You're British, aren't you?

#COTD

I cannot believe he doesn't fly charter. Gobsmacked, I tell you.

Are you fucking kidding me with this?

Yes. Yes, it is.

I feel like I am coming around to this. Long-time cohabitor who is very against marriage here. But, yeah. Doesn't look like we'll be breaking up, at least not soon, and I'm an only child. I want him to be my next-of-kin. I just wish you didn't have to take all the other legal stuff as one big bundle. And I have zero

This is me.

I'm against both. It's time we humans grew up.

40?

Huh?

COTD

THANK YOU.

Rivers is Jewish.

Seriously.

Good.

/sarcasm

This.