HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME MICHELLE DOCKERY IS ON INSTAGRAM

Museums are secular temples.

Seriously. Read "Civilizing Rituals" by Carol Duncan.

I need to know the precise brand and name of this eyeshadow and liptstick, STAT.

I love his slicked-back old school hair. Swoon. But I certainly wouldn't turn him down in 2014, either. Have you seen this?

Thomas is HOT. On fire.

Michelle Dockery's Essex accent slipped out just a liiiiiittle bit right there at the end, innit.

You're not on a jury, so you don't have to suffer under that terrible burden any longer.

THANK YOU.

Ugh, I didn't even know that. And I went to see Blue Jasmine only because she's my favorite actress. Now I feel guilty. Hadn't seen a Woody Allen movie in years, and certainly not in the theatre. UGH. Just, ugh.

Actually, "a state's attorney in Connecticut said yesterday that he had 'probable cause to prosecute Woody Allen on charges that he sexually molested his adopted daughter, but had decided to spare her the trauma of a court appearance."

I used to live in the UK, and I couldn't understand how it wasn't obvious to everyone that Jimmy Saville (among other British children's TV stars!) was a pervert. But of course, I am a survivor, so maybe I have perv-dar? :/

I can't watch.

High five, amen and remember the Alamo!

I blame Gaga.

...the Obamas' home.

Yup! I thought I came up with it myself! We've been together seven years but don't want to get married. Plus my out-laws are badass.

I'm 35, I've never heard any of his music excepting about ten seconds of that "Baby, baby, baby" song, and I think he's a confused, spoiled, boy-douchelord.

But I also think he's hot.

Shrug?