12: Get an a-hole cat, that punches the dog in the face every morning at 7am, because she knows that once the dog is up, the human is up and will give attention.

True, and I’m with ya. The GTX 10xx series launched this year too but, that’s kinda what I’m saying. It’s only been this year that VR kinda took off, but the price of getting into it is still way to high to be widely adopted.

I think while it’s well worth it now to get VR if you can afford it

We ordered a bunch of furniture from Ikea for our new office. I got an email saying one of the bookshelves was found to be damaged when loading up for delivery and we would receive a replacement at a later date.

I’m not sure either. I feel I laid it on pretty thick that I was joking, what with the old lady and all and he took it to insults...sooo?

Do you take things everything in life so seriously? Talk about bravado. “Well, actually the pen is based on the Kubotan...” whoopey do! It’s a pen in a case. Do you really think whoever it is is actually worried about needing a ‘tactical’ pen at the ready for self-defense? Heaven forbid you use a pen as something else!

Attacked while signing your receipt at the bake sale by the old lady that you just lent the sewing needles to.

Tactical isn’t always about deploying a weapon rapidly. It’s strategic plaining beyond the immediate action.

It’s actually kind of nice. You have a central spot that you can keep coming back to. You have the ability to ‘teleport’ from any space station back to your base. I also keeps a log of the places teleported from so you can easily get back and continue your journey.

It’s actually kind of nice. You have a central spot that you can keep coming back to. You have the ability to…

I’m never gonna remember that. Oh god! What if I can’t remember it?! What if I have a total panic attack and can’t remember SPMMR!

‘Know your audience.’

“Here at Starbucks we respect your right to protes...sorry, ‘make statements.’ That will be $6.78 please.”

Ahhh, gotcha. Thanks!

I’m not familiar with the rice bucket technique. Put the rice in the bucket and hold it?

“His hands are ‘uge.”

I feel like a National Election should be decided by the people residing in it’s borders, not segmented by their state. ‘California’ in the situation of no EC wouldn’t decide the election, the entire voting population of the US would. They may have 12% of the population, but each individual vote (in all the states)…

Looking at the close states, be sure to thank those that voted third party (the coward’s vote) for that. They surely impacted this election, make no mistake.

Exactly. This is the fault of every election in recent history of people voting for the lesser of two evils. This is the fault of every voter who fell in line, or flat out didn’t vote, because they didn’t think their vote ‘would count.’ This is the fault of everyone who voted for X so Y doesn’t win.

It’s not much difference from what they’re doing now. Right now they spend most of their time in a hand full of states. Here’s 2012

I think a National Election should be the National Majority.