22 YEARS AGO!?! Oh lawd! I feel so old now.

It’s ok, we’ve had a good run. All hail the meek!

Ugh...stupidity in giant bold letters. Your!

This!! Do some research and inform yourself about who’s who.

Well, how long is that?

Agreed. They didn’t see the gun. They saw the bullets.

“Why would you do this to people that paid you money?!” It’s like that one guy talking loudly on his phone during a movie then getting pissed when he’s asked to leave “I’m a paying customer!” Yeah, ass hat. We’re all paying customers, go be a dick someplace else.

We need to get these things out of the hands of dangerous rebels...oh, well thats one way to go about it.

Pft, defensive weapon. Tell that to all the murdered padawans and Jedis the Sith have cut down. Besides, no one needs a light saber to defend themselves. We need some serious lightsaber control reform. We need to get these things off the streets!

Shield zapped by laser

On the offensive

I can’t snipe at all

I’ve got a turret

Whole Team Picked Tracer

This blue rectangle

I’m more concerned about his use of ‘uhhh...’

Old Spock and Kirk made me laugh

And you usually don’t have to wait very long. Major titles usually drop $20 after the first 6 weeks if you buy physical copies.

To use your metaphor: