And gay parents are the only ones who produce gay kids.

I’m confused as to why there’s a monetary transaction to get her out. She’s clearly being held against her will, and then you add money into the mix. Doesn’t that translate into kidnapping and ransom?

My ‘cuddle’ alarm is my cat punching my dog in the face (who is usually in the bed already) It happens like clockwork at 7am every morning. Dog gets to go outside, I lay back in bed for 30 mins, and the cat gets to cuddle.

Not be the ‘overly negative’ person, “It’s so nice out today!” “Eh, it’s kind of cloudy.” unnecessary negativity. It gets to the point that people don’t want to talk to you if you’re finding the bad in everything.

Mr. I can solve your fruit fly problem.

Haha, I figured the the citric juices would eventually eat them up, or they’d starve or something...nope, nuke’em.

I think the middle person stuck between strangers should get the inside arm rests. Window seat has the bulkhead curve advantage for some extra room, a leaning post and control over the shade. Isle guy gets (obviously) the isle, quick access out of the seat. Both of them already get one arm rest.

I feel like adding salmonella to your food is a bad idea...(/poor reading)

Mr. Doesn’t cc/reply all on an email chain. Leaving the other 6 people on the email completely in the dark.

“Anger”

Hmm interesting formula, but I feel like this doesn’t account for travel time, Round trip from San Antonio to Las Vegas comes out to $311 for the “good deal”

Mine is just a scribble on the touch pads, on paper receipts mine is more of a signature.

except not as funny.

I like to rock compartmentalism with nighttime shower crying along with private outbursts of rage (usually in the form of car yelling and cursing.)

probably, anything to put in-between the fabric and your attach to your skin. I imagine it would work just as well with duct tape too.

Agreed, my bedhead can only be tamed by a morning shower.

Just watching this makes my inner ear get wobbly.

Yes, I like to leave a little postit note with the address, gate codes ect (if there are any), and wifi password.

I watched it today, probably going to watch it again this weekend. And I’m still going to buy a copy when it comes out.

1st date, more of a blind date really, after it was over I said “Well, that wasn’t terrible!”