On-Off-Topic-FALconPAUNCH-counterpoint: Whoever started the “Big beef boy” trend needs a raise.

I mean, they are a one off design house. Some of their stuff is amazing, some is head scratching, but one thing you can say is their stuff is never really boring it is always something, just not always something great. I think that is to be expected in the one off car design word.

They pay people to pick them up and charge them at night, then drop them back on the street in the morning.

Whenever my neighbor is having a party I’m excited that there’s going to be scooters in his driveway so I don’t have to walk a couple blocks and find one. Do you always prefer to walk farther to grab a scooter or why wouldn’t you want one immediately outside ready to go? Bird does have a package now that you can…

Hmm, too bad really.

At least one locale tried to eliminate rats by offering 2 cents a tail (or some such.) It was not very long before there were a bunch of people breeding rats.

who needs automatic braking when you can open your fucking eyes when you drive

I’ve never understood the scooter hate. Welcome to the city. There are transportation devices everywhere. Cars, bikes, scooters. No, they shouldn’t be left on private property. Yes, they should be left standing and out of foot traffic. And yes, some dingi probably just dump them wherever and leave. But this talk about…

Well, it’s work or starve for most child workers. The problem lies much higher than the company that hires them to build these things.

Oh no foreigners have jobs how terrible for you

True. But predatory tow companies prey upon scattered individuals, relatively powerless unless they somehow got together and were certified as a class, whereas this has the risk of pissing off a corporation substantially bigger than the scooter removal company.

Yes, hilarious and brilliant! A company stealing another company’s property, and holding it ransom, in order to boost their own company’s profits! Lolz for days!

Ok. So there are thousands and thousands of taxicabs in NYC. They are everywhere and kinda annoying. I guess it would be ok for me to find one mis-parked and unattended and just take it and hold it for ransom? hmmm. yeah i don’t think the police would look kindly on that. This scooter thing is NO DIFFERENT. Theft is…

Let me know when you ride your bike or car some place and leave it out and about on a city street or sidewalk.  I’ll happily remove it and charge you a ransom to get it back.

While some may not appreciate this joke, I do. This hobby is insane, why can’t we have our jokes?

Counterpoint: The Karlmann King appears to be the absolute finest movie car for the antagonist in a near-future dystopian setting I’ve ever seen.

Fixed that for accuracy.

Challenger’s should be an oil tanker.

You also want the punchline at the bottom. So it should be like:

Right? Only the Mustang’s makes any sense.