I’m straight up stealing this from a reddit thread from yesterday...

Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?

No, she was the best part of my day so far...

The trend I’m seeing here is that spitting seems to yield positive results for the trigger man. Note to self...

The guy in the Mercury Mariner behind them went to trade it in immediately after

last time some one spat on me i headbutted him and knocked meself out

Yea, and apparently some customers are trying to sue them over it now...

Yea, and apparently some customers are trying to sue them over it now...

That is good to see. Without giving too much away, LB worked for a while as a sex phone operator after All That because it was impossible for a plus size woman to get cast in LA at the time—ESPECIALLY a young woman. She is an awesome person with Daria-level wit and deserves her exposure.

Boy, he really looks like shit.

I will never understand people with money who will happily appear in public looking like shit.

Re: Selfie Kid

The Prince bit was obviously for the local connection Prince had to Minnesota. But don’t let context get in the way of your narrative.

The irony of the picture below tore a hole in reality.

She looks mixed-raced herself - a la Meghan Markle - which makes the whole thing even more confusing and a bit sad.

Idk why, but missing that call seems like the worst part. That feeling of “what if I would have answered?” is going to haunt her forever.

Being disrespectful to individual, underpaid, overworked teachers is so hip.

I am a teacher (High school math, formerly English and History), and I cannot find this amusing. I remember being 9 and getting mad when a teacher was wrong. Germany isn’t landlocked Mrs. Hampton!

Thank you! I’m getting so sick of these staunch Tesla defenders like that company can do no wrong just because it’s Tesla... They didn’t have to name it “Autopilot” but instead “Drive Assist”. But no... They wanted to be “futuristic” way too early in the game and their fans are lapping it up like little fucking…

“Autopilot is intended for use only with a fully attentive driver,” a Tesla spokesperson said.

I agree too. There’s a time and a place. I’m even fine with one-off posts. But this every day thing, at the top of the comments, is actually drowning out real conversations. Save it for SNS or a personal blog.

I suddenly feel very old