Wasn’t there a “prank” going around at one point where people just poured boiling water on each other?

I swear I read that as “selftits” being a fake disease.

When it comes to business, the first question is always, “would this be a classy move?”

“In Soviet Russia, GPS satellite is found by you!”

“We made it so that she had two houses. How fun it was!”

#SheToo

The male lead stuck his hand out last time to stop the raptors...and he does it again...yet this time it might not work! Oh boy, what exciting character development! I wonder if he will stick his hands out in the third one, too? What will happen then?!

I have a vision, of Raptors in a ‘Gremlins 2' style scene, wearing theme park shirts and hats, taking flash photos with their claws, trashing the gift shop.

Jurassic Park VI: Jurassic World III: The Lost World II: Jurassic Earth Part I

Yeah...and I didn’t think that worked that well there. I was underwhelmed with ‘Kong: Skull Island’. I’m a fan of giant monsters fighting, but I felt there was no stakes. I was a big fan of the recent ‘Godzilla’ movie, and I’m excited to see the Kong vs Godzilla movie, moving everything off of that island.

‘Jurassic World vs Planet of the Apes’

‘Jurassic Park 3' had the right idea. We need to bring those dinosaurs onto mainland, and have them cause havoc in a major city (or three). I’m tired of seeing them run around that island. I have zero interested in ‘Fallen Kingdom’, because it doesn’t appear to show me anything I haven’t seen before. The “bigger and…

IMO, Will Smith stopped being fun when he married Jada. Just look at how his filmography shifted.

>Throughout his promo run, Smith summarized Bright as “Training Day meets Lord of the Rings,” which it is not.

>but Ridley Scott is to Aliens now like George Lucas was to Star Wars

I’m sorry, I don’t see where it is hiding. I’m terrible at those “when you see it” things.

Here is my take: In the eyes of many, Affleck did damage to his image during the Justice League promo tour when he was dodging questions about Weinstein. There is no way he could star in a successful romantic movie at this point, and any main stream movie he directs may still feel a backlash by those offended by his…

Skipping the sexualization of an underage girl? (Oh, nevermind...)

Jumanji 9: Jungle Fever (A Spike Lee Joint)

Oooooh....I could use this. I have a small corded trimmer I use, but it takes forever and I occasionally miss stray hairs. This looks like it will save me time, and I’ll be able to keep my hair buzzed more often.

Oooooh....I could use this. I have a small corded trimmer I use, but it takes forever and I occasionally miss stray…