"We'll pay you to crash the most expensive Corvette you can, just be sure to do it next to one of our machines. Don't hit it, but make sure you get real close, and be sure to get pictures posted online."

♫ They seem me rollin', they hatin'...♫

Headline: Plane Embarrasses Itself, says "It's been awhile since I've flown"

Amy Schumer is looking good—er—-okay.

So the TV is hiding her non-working volcano?

Cross-eyed.

Ouch, that's like Episode I effects quality right there.

I want to go home and build this exact car in Forza.

I knew a mechanic once, who used a cardboard box and duct tape to build an airbox for his 944.

I swear, same face as the new Camaro.

I read as, "Don't Get Screwed By Chrysler 200"...which, I heard, is pretty bad.

Sorry, I meant supercharged (IIRC).

I had the standard V6 one (not the turbocharged), and it was a fun car to drive. Probably the most fun to drive of the non-sport cars I've owned.

I thought there would be a deal on a VHS tape rewinder.

I thought there would be a deal on a VHS tape rewinder.

Dat space age window. I was always fascinated by them.

Is he thinking, “This jerk needs to stop!” or “I can’t wait to upload this video!”

As Mazda’s current design is enlarged and inflated, it starts too look like an Infiniti.

Being a guy, I can echo this post. Years ago, I was in that phase of “giving them a shot”. I’d meet a woman who either didn’t meet a criteria I had, or raised a red flag. So then I say, “well, maybe my criteria are unreasonable, perhaps this will work.” It doesn’t work.

Eventually, there will be a generation that won’t get this.

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