I doubt that he even cared to look for it

I’m sure Trump has never found Melania’s nuclear button.

getting one cheerleader wet

He is totally correct. Everyone I know who makes $100k or less has 3 distinct income streams. /s

“Poochie saved us all by returning to his home planet.”

You are 100% wrong. Republicans will take this seat, most likely Amy’s too, and the governorship. You just plopped this turd in a midterm election, in a state that’s a microcoosm of the national rural/urban divide, and made we Midwestern liberals cannon fodder for your coastal identity politics hissyfit. Fuck you, you…

Liberal nihilism huh? Sure we might not be able to land a blow on our ACTUAL enemies but we’ll sure as shit beat the hell out of ourselves. We’ll show those bastards how to die with our conciense clean...

You know what happens When They Go Low And We Go High? They fucking win.

I guess the Veritas checks cleared, and now Franken now has the requisite number of allegations to be considered guilty. Anything less than ‘full contrition’ is not sufficient, while the Rs get to do whatever the hell they want.

I want to know what the Ds are going to do to hang this Roy Moore shit, which is way worse…

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

Oh christ, are you kidding me. Do you see the way that asshole likes his steaks cooked? His coke is probably cut with crushed up Necco Wafers

I’m listening, and writing down names.

Allegations of sexual misconduct are met with the same response.

“All the victims were drug dealers.”

Quick reminder, all trump supporters are sister-fucking, bible-thumping racist shit weasels. There are NO good trump supporters. Cut everyone of them out of your life, and you’ll be a much happier person.

He didn’t touch her in that pic. I am not going to equate that with, oh, what just happened to me this morning. Yet another male client wanted a “hug” after our meeting. Funny, they don’t do that to male attorneys.

His hands aren’t on her chest. They are in front of her. It’s a juvenile photo gag that is more like a 13 y/o boy. Totally inappropriate.

Predators got taken out by fucking middle-aged Danny Glover.

So memo to Orthodox Jew Ivanka: