Respect the office = I was just following orders.

Clearly she was asking to be grabbed, wearing such a short dress like that.

I don’t think people appreciate the fact that Ted Nugent openly admits that he legally adopted a 17 year old for the purposes of having sex with her. Wow.

He comes across as measured and reasonable in this clip. Which is a testament to the shitness of the people he’s debating.

I’m a little shaken by the fact that Steven A. Smith made more sense than anyone on the panel. What a world.

Lotta saints claiming they never used these words. Personally, I used them all the time in high school and college, usually amongst friends. Now? Never. We live, we learn.

Yes, everyone in the Deadspin comment section was a saint when they were 14.

A Pillar of tolerance he is not

Jesus Christ, this guy has gone from good pitcher who also happens to be an outspoken republican (whatever), to full-on white supremacist! Good luck with your Breitbart internet show you miserable fuck!

This comment deserves an encore... and more stars

If anyone is an expert on perpetuating a myth, it’s Schilling. #fakeblood

Expert level.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Troy McClure approves

rythmically

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Love the triggered Boston fans in this thread. Hey snowflake, do more!

“We clapped for Adam Jones AND Isiah Thomas last night! CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS.”

You can’t slide feet first in baseball anymore?

Pretty good. I’d change PRAHBLEM to PRAWBLUM.